Exercise
The government now says we need 90 minutes of exercise a day. I'm OCD about exercise and I usually fall short of that mark...even if you count masturbation.
Speaking of masturbation, is that former Hootie front man Darius Rucker in those terrible Burger King ads?
I'm the only person in my department through the end of the month. It sounds great but it actually means a lot more work. Oh and effing Flanders doesn't ask me where everyone is now, he just says things like 'so you're it huh?
Why must people talk to me?
I paid $1.95 for gas yesterday, and I was wondering why we didn't reduce our dependence on oil after the gas crisis of the 70's...answer? follow the money. Solar jet packs wouldn't be taxed at .40 on the dollar.
Speaking of masturbation, is that former Hootie front man Darius Rucker in those terrible Burger King ads?
I'm the only person in my department through the end of the month. It sounds great but it actually means a lot more work. Oh and effing Flanders doesn't ask me where everyone is now, he just says things like 'so you're it huh?
Why must people talk to me?
I paid $1.95 for gas yesterday, and I was wondering why we didn't reduce our dependence on oil after the gas crisis of the 70's...answer? follow the money. Solar jet packs wouldn't be taxed at .40 on the dollar.
posted by Robert_M at 2:21 PM
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I paid $2.04 for gas today and nearly wept...because of my good fortune. Around here, we're at about $2.15.
You know, I totally thought posting that would make you feel better about paying $1.95. But it's making me a little ill.
I thought ya'll used dog sleds. Sorry to hear it's even worse in your neck of the woods.
I shouldn't bitch since I pay $7 for a smoothie, and $5 for a coffee.
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